Creak

                   BeCause this old building  
               is neaRly a 
                    cEntury into its existence
it's developed quite A vocabulary
            with its Knotty wood floors

Update: And again, shortly after I posted this to Twitter, I was rewarded with a remix by Guy Birkin:

Because this old buildinG
       is nearly a centuRy into its existence
              it's develOped quite 
                   a vocAbulary with its 
                       kNotty wood floors